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Totally Stylin’ Tattoos Barbie is out just in time for spring. While some parents think the idea of a tattooed Barbie is a bad one, the toy is already selling out in some retail outlets. The doll comes with the usual fashion accessories, shirts, skirts, hairbrush, shoes. She also comes with over forty tattoos and a tattoo gun, which Mattel calls a “stamper.” The stamper works like a water gun to apply the tattoos. Some are for the doll and some are for the doll’s owner. You can also stamp them on Barbie’s clothes.
This latest Barbie has raised a question I’ve not considered – how old is Barbie supposed to be anyway? She has a car, a house, a pool, a horse, a dog, a boyfriend, a wardrobe, and a shoe fetish. These things seem to indicate she’s a grown adult with a stable income, and a variety of hobbies and interests. And now she’s into ink. That’s fine for a grown adult.
Looking back on my own experience with Barbie, I’d like to say her impact on my development in the area of decision-making was minimal. I could be wrong. I constantly made up things to do to her. I gave a few nice Barbies some very bad haircuts. Lord knows I’ve committed a few crimes against my own hair since. I turned a Barbie into a mermaid with duct tape, and gave one doll a very unfortunate home-rhinoplasty with an Exact-O knife. (Like the Hollywood A-listers, she had a “deviated septum” so I did a little correction while I was in there.) That procedure might’ve stemmed from my own self-nose-loathing. I’ll spare you the details about some of the tasks and experiments I had my Barbies carry out with Ken; Barbie should take neither the blame, nor credit, for my later adventures in Naughtyland. My own Barbie taught me that the shnozz the factory gave you always looks best, and once you take a knife to it it’s gone for good. I’m still sporting my original nose. I learned certain haircuts don’t even look good on a Barbie face, duct tape is excellent for binding legs, and Ken dolls are sort of boring.
If Barbie came with interesting things to do to her already in the box, like the tattoo stamper, I might’ve liked that, but I don’t think it would’ve pushed me toward getting a tattoo at eighteen. A kid’s longing for tattoos may disappear when she takes it out on Barbie. Or not. If a person ran out and got a tattoo at eighteen is that so bad? Tattoos are wildly popular today. I used to want one, but I haven’t encountered a life event that’s warranted a commemorative tattoo. Given how popular they are – heck, even Barbie’s got one – I’m not sure I want one at all. I could change my mind though, and I am a grown woman; it’s fine for me to get inked. But is it okay for Barbie to wield her influence over impressionable youngsters? Does Barbie wield influence over them in the first place?
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